Easy wags her tail when she happily slurps her coca cola nipple bottle full of milk, ProNutro and who knows what else. She’s already a wee babe of a wee babe to begin with, as duikers (dyke-ers) are one of the tiniest bucks around, and seeing as how she still suckles, she’s even more precious to begin with.
Every time I see Easy, a totally inappropriate soundtrack blares in my ears–Easy E’s unapologetically unrighteous song about wanting to stick something someplace warm and squishy–which I try to immediately silence as soon as the lyrics reach that bump and grind pitch for it’s total dissonance with the other Easy’s fever pitch prodding into Katrien’s shins for a feeding, please!
Then, just because she’s so darn cute, Easy shakes her tail like pup, happiness registering throughout her body as she downs the bottle like the juiciest shake around.
Where In The World Is Gwendo? 